13 Sept 2008
Well I stopped writing on this because I thought what I was writing was boring and didn’t think anyone was actually reading anymore, but after going home for a wedding and to see family many of you told me you wanted me to continue? It’s sometimes difficult to write over here because the things that you may find interesting have become normalized in my life over here. I will try to write more and if it does start to get boring I guess you can just stop reading right?
The only major things that have happened since writing last are getting kicked out of my house, and going to America for a wedding.
Before I tell you the story about getting kicked out of my house I want to say that I believe in Karma and sometimes when you’re not a nice person Karma can be pretty shitty literally. I got kicked out of my house after having a number of PC friends over to celebrate our one-year anniversary. I had a large awesome house with a ton of beds and the lady that lives downstairs was in Baku for the weekend so I gave in and agreed to host the party. The party was great we had a great time hanging out with people we hadn’t seen in awhile, we had good cultural exchange in having a street football game that all the neighbors came out to watch and cheer for, and we had some good laughs. Then Sunday morning came around.
That morning I was sleeping really peacefully when one of my buddies came into my room and said “hey Donny there’s a Hanam (old lady) at your door.” I asked what she wanted thinking maybe we had left the gate unlocked and it was a beggar. He said, “I have no idea but she’s yelling your name”. Knowing the beggars don’t know my name and the condition we left the yard in the night before I popped out of bed to go find out who this could be. When I got out of my room I could see the lady from downstairs, who told me she wasn’t coming home till that night, looking through my window at all the bodies sleeping on the floor. I ran to the door and started to apologize profusely for all the beer bottles, garbage, and the guy sleeping in the hammock in the yard. I told her I hadn’t expected her till that night and we would all come down and clean everything right away. She didn’t seem to hear me and just told me to come downstairs. Thinking my Azeri was a little off I tried telling her again that yes I understand that the place was a mess and we’ll come down and clean it. She just motioned for me to follow and I did. When I got down she motioned for me to follow her into her house which I thought was weird because I’d never been in there before and she led me to her shower room where even before I got into the house I could tell where the sewage smell we had been smelling for the last few days was coming from. When I got to the doorway of the shower room I saw what was three days worth of PC Volunteers sewage, which had been coming up the drain in her floor! At this point as could be expected she was talking so fast I had no idea what she was saying and had a volunteer with better language skill come down to understand what was going on. She told us that she was a lady and can’t deal with things like this and I needed to get it fixed right away. Not knowing the number for the local roto rooter I called my host brother and explained the situation to him. He told me not to worry he knew a guy that could fix it but not till Monday because he didn’t work on Sundays. I explained this to the lady gave my brother the money to give to the guy and in less than 30min everyone was out of the house and at the vagzal (bus station) ready to go somewhere else. And then to make the rest of the long story short after I called my landlord to tell him what had happened they decided to raise the rent so high so I could no longer afford to live there. This is the nonconfrontational way they say they don’t want you living here anymore.
So now before any of you start to feel sorry for this poor hanam that had a shower room full of sewage I need to explain that this is the same lady that had been sneaking into my house while I was at lessons and had stolen food my mom had sent from America and $250 worth of my clothes, some of which I saw her son wearing around town. So the way I see it, and you can call me heartless if you want, but I think this is just a great example of how karma can be pretty shitty sometimes.
Since then I have moved into a new place that is nice but more of a shared living situation. I have two rooms a living room and a bedroom. I have a stove I cook on in my living room and I share the toilet, shower room, and a fridge with a family. I’ll send some pictures soon.
The other big thing that has happened, as most of you know is that I went back to America! One of my great friends from high school got married and I was lucky enough to be able to come back to celebrate it with him and his beautiful new wife. The wedding was one of the best weddings I’ve been to and it was great to see so many of my old friends.
I was also able to see all my brothers and sisters, their kids, both moms and dads, and my grandpa! When I got off the plane 31 family members were there to greet me. As I walked down the hall I saw them all with their huge signs they had painted and they all started singing happy birthday to me then all at once all my nieces and nephews threw the signs down and came running and gave me a huge group hug. I couldn’t have asked for a better reception. It took me a few days to recover from the jetlag but after I did I had a great time eating, spending time with friends and family, and experiencing everything that makes America so great.